Seinfeld debuted on NBC in July of 1989 and continued with increasing popularity until Jerry decided to pull the plug at the end of the ninth season, May 1998. There is 1 episode offered here. "The Abstinence" which first aired November 21, 1996. Imagine the fun you'll have recreating these scenes with your family and friends.



     "The Abstinence" includes a cast page with all the actors performing in this episode and 4 Rundown pages. It's 77 pages and contains the traditional 3-hole punch with metal fasteners. In excellent condition.

     "The Abstinence" was the show where George’s girl friend contracts mononucleosis, causing him to go without sex for 6 weeks. He soon discovers that the lack of sex makes his mind sharper. He uses his new found intelligence to give batting advice and to calculate the odds of scoring with a Portuguese waitress. Elaine’s predicament involves a new doctor she’s met who has almost gotten his license. She soon learns how much he doesn’t know about medicine. She uses George’s technique to help him study to get his license, but in the process she becomes an idiot. Eventually he gets his degree and leaves Elaine without sex.

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