Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Kit

Effective, In-expensive Solution To Mind-Control
PRACTICAL MIND CONTROL PROTECTION

Is someone reading your mind?
Is someone brainwashing you?
Are you doing things and wonder why you just did that?
Are people hearing words come out of your mouth that you know you didn?t say?

It might just be too late to protect YOU! But you can save your family members that you like, your pets, your neighbors wife, the hunk at the gym and anyone else that you admire! It?s not too late for them!

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UFO abduction experts have already discovered with tin foil hats, tin is an excellent shield.

NEVER EVER SHARE YOUR
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie!
BUY AS MANY KITS AS YOU NEED!

The more you buy the more you save on shipping!

BEWARE of the influence of martian psychotronic rays, and be sure to wear your aluminum foil deflector beanie to protect yourself.

This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect you from the brain scanning rays of the NSA, FBI, EBAY, and CIA satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts.

You may not have considered this before, but your lead lined hat is worthless if your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to you ? your government! And/or anyone else trying to pick your brain!

ORDER ONE FOR THE DOG!
ORDER ONE FOR THE CAT!
ORDER ONE FOR THE FISH!

Follow the easy step-by-step instructions that are included so you can make your own deflector beanie and beanies for your loved ones, your pets, your plants, even your car before it's TOO LATE!

Wear it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! If you remove it when sleeping that is the biggest mistake you will ever make! You need all the protection they can get.

Wear it in the shower and tub. Remember they are watching you and looking for the moment you remove your AFDB so don't remove it!

AFDBs are safe for use with will things of all ages. Protect everyone and everything in your life!

ORDER ONE FOR GRANDMA!
ORDER ONE FOR YOUR BEST FRIENDS GIRL!
ORDER ONE FOR YOUR PLANT!

If the item you plan to cover is larger then the average head you might need 2!
So if the person you are buying for has a swollen head ? get 2 for them!
Covering your pc may take 6 or more!
A small laptop can be covered in 3 kits!

Tin-foil hats in pop culture

The paranoid centaur Foaly, in Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl series of books, wears a tin-foil hat to protect from mind-readers.
In the Simpsons episode "Brother's Little Helper", Bart wears a trash can lid on his head and covers his body in tin-foil, as well as lining the ceiling with wire coat hangers to protect himself from the influence of Major League Baseball's mind control satellite after he begins taking an anti-ADD drug "Focusyn".
In the film Lovesick, Dudley Moore plays a psychiatrist who gives a homeless patient some aluminium foil to "protect" the patient from the "mind control rays" his patient claims are bombarding him.
In Signs, the children and younger brother of the lead character wear tin-foil hats to prevent their minds from being read. This is parodied in Scary Movie 3, in which the tin-foil hats are actually giant Hershey's Kisses
In the X-Men movies, Magneto wears a helmet that prevents Stryker's son (in X2) and Professor X (in X-Men and X2) from using telepathy against him.
In the Sci Fi Channel (United States) original movie Control Factor, nonconsensual test subjects in a government experiment to incite violence in an inner city neighborhood use hats lined with copper wool to protect themselves from microwave-based mind control signals.
Former Marvel Comics supervillain Juggernaut wore a helmet made of a mystical alloy as protection against telepathy.
The character Joe Wickes was featured in British soap EastEnders suffering mental illness and constructing a tin-foil hat for "protection".
The novel Idiots in the Machine by Edward Savio portrays a character who believes that tin foil keeps harmful gamma rays away and becomes a media sensation, marketing a successful line of foil hats to Chicago.
In Friends, Lizzie is a homeless woman who offers Phoebe her tin-foil hat.
In Age Of Mythology, typing the message "TINFOILHAT" randomly reassigns ownership for all of the units on the map.
While testing myths and urban legends about microwaves on the television show MythBusters, Adam is shown in several shots wearing tin-foil hats. In one scene, it is molded over his head, and in another, it is wrapped around like a chef's hat.
In the video game Psychonauts, the character Dogen wears a tin-foil hat to prevent psychic "accidents" in which he makes people's heads explode.

You are buying an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Kit
This KIT includes everything you need to make your own Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

EVERYTHING you have read here is true, as it is stated on the internet! And everyone knows if you read it on the internet it has to be the truth! Right?

SAVE YOURSELF!
SAVE YOUR PETS!
SAVE THE WORLD!

US Buyer to pay quoted shipping for USPS Priority mail with delivery confirmation.

ONE MORE REASON
YOU GOT TO HAVE THIS NOW

NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports
If they can read the minds of terrorists,
they can read YOURS TOO!

DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO NOT
TRAVEL WITHOUT ONE!!

A special THANK YOU to my models, Shi, Ortega, Beasely, Pooh and Froggy! I am glad to know that you will survive this world of brainwashing, brain scanning, mind reading, and who knows what else your Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie will save you from!

This kit includes directions and supplies to make one Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

International buyers to pay extra- determined by destination

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