Massive 48 page book filled with funny but useful spells for most fantasy campaigns. Try out such spells as Blow Up Good, Delayed Atomic Blast, and the favorite, Summon Game Master.
Makes for a nice novelty gift.
Perhaps you need to throw a pursuer off the scent and escape undetected? This spell allows the caster to fine-tune the results of any individual engaged in Tracking. Once the spell is cast, a magic clam appears with a large, round dial inside. The dial may be spun slowly to tweak the Tracking procedure in question. One “click” on the dial in either direction (left or right) will adjust the Tracking entity’s scent by one degree in that direction. The click is very quiet but may be heard by anyone who is really listening carefully.
Range of Effect = unlimited, although line-of-sight to victim is required # of clicks possible in either direction: 10 per level of caster
BLOW UP GOOD
Nobody seems to notice that there is an unhealthy lack of pyrotechnics in your average sword and sorcery fantasy adventure. Sure, maybe you get a few explosions in a cyberpunk or space-style game, by where are the big thrills for the rest of us? Simply cast this spell and get the pyro-fix you’ve been looking for! Blow Up Good causes any creature that is killed or object that is destroyed to detonate into a massive display of earth-shaking fire and fury!
Range = in sight
Strength of explosion = the maximum attack power of the creature when it was alive. For objects, strength = the damage object would have caused if it fell on your head from fifty feet.
Area of Explosion = 10 foot radius per half-hour of game time so far.
DELICACY IN THESE PARTS
Ever wonder why desperate, poverty-stricken peasants were reduced to swallowing snails, bugs and other disgusting blasphemous forms of life in lieu of actual nourishment? Maybe it’s time your character took advantage of this trend. The next time you’re harassed by monsters, wild animals or any
annoying lifeforms, simply cast this spell and watch that particular lifeform’s entire species become a “Delicacy In These Parts”! Desperate, poverty-stricken peasants will come for miles and even create hunting parties to track down the suddenly newest cuisine sensation!
Time to cast = time it takes to smack your lips
Area of Effect = 1 mile radius + 1 mile per level of character
Duration = 1 full day
EAT STILL LIFE WITH FRUIT
A character who casts this spell may eat the fruit pictured within any still-life painting, thereby gaining sustenance and removing the fruit from the painting, leaving just white spaces.
Quantity of Fruit That May Be Eaten: 100 pieces per day.