Since I live just outside of Gatlinburg and the National park, I usually keep these made up with "Smoky Mountain Fish Bait" on the heading.
They are also available as "Hillbilly Fish Bait" or "Redneck Fish Bait", just state your preference in the comments.
The short verse says to spread the peas on the water and when the fish comes up to take a p**, grab 'em.
Want them in multiple quantities to sell or for a party, i.e. "Jim's Favorite Fish Bait", "John's Secret Fish Bait", "Ozark Hillbilly Fish Bait", etc.? These are available personalized in multiples of 10 with combined shipping.
Shipping is for a First Class envelope with confirmation. Combined shipping is available on all multiple orders.
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