Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson 1993 HB DJ by George Alec Effinger Pub. Guild America Books ISBN 1568651015 Like there she was, Maureen Danielle ""Muffy"" Birnbaum - in a cute little ski outfit from L.L. Bean - all set to go barreling down a gorgeous, snow-covered mountain in Vermont, when she got this weird felling inside. Next thing she knew, she was standing stark naked on Mars, up to her ankles in orange grunge. HB with DJ and has 154 pages.DJ: Near New-/tiny tiny marks-wear, Covers: Near New/tiny tiny marks, Pages: Like New.